Common thoughts before 9 AM:
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There’s a huge difference between a Butt Dial and a Booty Call and really there shouldn’t be.
The opening riff of Crazy Train.
I need a pair of Adidas shell-toes so I can retire my old Adidas skate shoes.
Cupcakes are breakfast, right?
Tinder is trash.
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Where is my sports bra?
I should go back to bed.
Hey it’s Wednesday! New episode of Hawkeye!
It’s Wednesday, right?
I should call my mum.
Oh man, that’s a lot of red flags there, bud.
How did I break a nail?
Oh, hello?
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“Middle fingers up until the reaper shows up”
There are a lot of songs about having middle fingers up.
I like those songs.
Day drinking is fun.
But I have to go to the gym.
I need to pee.