“Side note, I do not like John Mayer.”
The Best Thing I Wrote Today – Dec 15
“I hurt every single person I came into contact with that fall and early winter. I lied to them, I cheated them, and I stole […]
The Best Thing I Wrote Today – Dec 14
“You never seemed to believe me when I said, “I love you.” You acted like it was a trap and you didn’t believe me when […]
The Best Thing I Wrote Today – Dec 13
“I wanted my love to become a Leonard Cohen song. I think it ended up being the punchline in an off-colour joke.”
The Best Thing I Wrote Today – Dec 12
“I’m told to count my blessings and be grateful because there are so many others who have it worse than me and I fucking hate […]
The Best Thing I Wrote Today – Dec 11
“I have never lied about my “number” and successfully avoided judgment. There was a calculus that I had to go through in order to lie […]
The Best Thing I Wrote Today – Dec 10
“I shouldn’t regret not humiliating him, but sometimes I do. He was a lot of a dick, was pretty mean to me afterwards and I […]
The Best Thing I Wrote Today – Dec 9
“If I win the lottery, everything changes. If I can finish a book and sell it and win wild international acclaim, everything changes. That’s my […]
The Best Thing I Wrote Today – Dec 8
“The man with her husband’s name asked her what she’d been doing since the breakup and she told him the truth. ‘I’ve been getting wasted […]
The Best Thing I Wrote Today – Dec 7
“I loved him deeply until I realized that I was in love with a phantom of my own creation. He was none of the things […]