“I’m told to count my blessings and be grateful because there are so many others who have it worse than me and I fucking hate that I should be grateful for something that makes my life worse because, hey, I’m not terminally ill! LOOK AT THE BRIGHTSIDE! YOU DON’T HAVE CANCER. Yeah, I don’t have cancer. Go me. There’s a chance that I could get cancer, and then I’d have cancer and MS, but I’m sure that someone else will have it worse than me then too.”