“I have woken up drunk more often than I care to admit and I have no good stories about it at all because I don’t […]

“I didn’t call because I didn’t know I said I would,” I spoke as honestly as I could. “Did I tell you I would?” I […]

“This is the stupidest thing that worried me in relationships; having bodily functions in front of my beloved. But once you’ve been pissed on in […]

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“My best friend had a crush on you because you had the legs and thighs of a cyclist. I appreciated that you would shave your […]

“The day that I couldn’t recover from a hangover with a liter of Gatorade and three McDonalds cheeseburgers was the day I realized that I […]

UmmFriend and I were sitting on his front porch smoking cigarettes and laughing when the local 5-0 rolled up. I was wearing nothing but my […]

“I was a dilettante in the dictionary definition of the word. I only knew what I had been spoon-fed by my “great” loves. I only […]

“The words are coming out of my fingers like sludge from a sewer pipe and the last thing I want to do is drag all […]

There have been many opinions of me over the years and most of them have come back to me via a second party. “My sister […]