“I’ve been writing for a year. I’ve been bashing these letters into pixels on my screen for what was supposed to be fun and amusement for just over 366 days. It isn’t fun and it’s been nothing close to amusing. Nothing funny ever happened to me. I literally do not have a story that made me laugh that doesn’t start with “So this one time I was wasted on ________, and I was with this guy I was fucking…”.The story will then highlight in some way the absurdity of modern life or what I will tolerate when under the influence. I feel like a disappointment. I was trying to show myself how I made mistakes but in the end, it worked out, and then I realize that it hasn’t worked out.”