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“This is a list of exactly everything I remember about you after that moment of being pushed back on the bed:

  1. You not taking your t-shirt off at any time.
  2. The tickle of your moustache on my top lip.
  3. You telling me that we could never have a relationship because you were still in love with and bitter about the girl who dumped you at some point in the recent past.
  4. But if I still wanted to fuck from time to time, that would be cool.
  5. You went on to fuck like half of my female friends. Maybe more.
  6. You never acknowledged my presence from that day forward.
  7. When I saw you in a bar in our hometown seven years later, you wouldn’t look me in the eye and you wouldn’t say hello.”

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