“If I had the money, I would move away from here… If I had the money I would never look back.
If I had the money… I’d have my own Netflix account, not that I want to break up with Erin.
If I had the money, I would drink wine or whiskey every day. Beaujolais and Cabernet Sauvignon, fifteen-year-old bourbon and 10 or 12-year-old Canadian whisky, but not wine and whisky at the same time. Drinking Wisconsibly has taught me a lesson.
If I had the money, I would travel with my spouse and friends, though not necessarily at the same time. I would also send my spouse and friends to travel without me. I would live in hotels. I would go to all the great cities and visit all the great galleries and museums. I would drink all the good wines and sample all the food truck and street cart food in the land. I would write about it all and how and why these things are important and people would want to read those stories.”