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“The internet doesn’t have the answer(s) that will solve the problems of my life. The best advice I ever received came from the internet. The best information on how to be an adult came from the internet. Firstly, there’s no such thing as free will…

Secondly, don’t be a fucking douche…

Thirdly, if you don’t know how to do something, Google it…

Fourthly, food does not have a morality…

Fifthly, and I didn’t learn this on the internet specifically, ‘and it harm none, do what thou whilt…'”

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