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The Best Thing I Wrote Today – Apr. 27

Posted on April 27, 2016
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This is the first time I will share the whole thing I wrote today. It’s part of a larger section I’ve been working on since […]

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The Best Thing I Wrote Today – Apr 25

Posted on April 25, 2016
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  • 2016
  • Writing

“When you never live your life in the present all your (in)actions are justified by the unknown but somehow more awesome future. Who I want […]

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The Best Thing I Wrote Today – Apr 23

Posted on April 23, 2016
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  • 2016
  • Writing

“I’ve done a terrible job of telling this story. What I wanted to tell you, what I needed you to know, is that relationships are […]

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The Best Thing I Wrote Today – Apr 22

Posted on April 23, 2016
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  • 2016
  • Writing

[getty src=”86098514″ width=”495″ height=”594″] “Fall of 1984. I’m 10. My dad has a satellite dish and I’m the only kid in my school that has […]

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The Best Thing I Wrote Today – Apr 21

Posted on April 21, 2016
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  • 2016
  • Writing

“I really, really, desperately wanted to die. I could not form the plot to do it because there was only one thing worse than living. […]

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The Best Thing I Wrote Today – Apr 18

Posted on April 18, 2016
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  • 2016
  • Writing

“I can’t help but think that Joe and I are going to freeze and starve together in the dark if things don’t change soon.”

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The Best Thing I Wrote Today – Apr 16

Posted on April 16, 2016
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  • 2016
  • Writing

“I’m sitting here knowing that school is done in five days, knowing that there is a job interview waiting for me in three days in […]

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The Best Thing I Wrote Today – Apr 14

Posted on April 14, 2016
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  • 2016
  • Writing

“I’m the best procrastinator in the world of procrastination under very specific circumstances. There are two circumstances. 1) I am the only one who cares […]

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The Best Thing I Wrote Today – Apr 12

Posted on April 12, 2016
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  • 2016
  • Writing

“‘You’re only as sick as your secrets,’ they told me in group therapy. They told me this at 12-step recovery tables. My therapists told me […]

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The Best Thing I Wrote Today – Apr 10

Posted on April 10, 2016
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  • 2016
  • Writing

“Real writers bleed, bad writers preach.” – James Altucher “…People don’t learn from the mistakes of others. They learn when they make their own mistakes […]

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