“…I’ll take a ramen noodle over a meal with more than two steps if I have to prepare it. I’ll take Soylent over having to […]
The Best Thing I Wrote Today – Feb 9
“…High school is a terrible time for female friendships when one of you has a goal and a clue and the other of you has […]
The Best Thing I Wrote Today – Feb 8
“He showed me very private and explicit photographs of the girlfriend before me because he wanted to shame her. It wasn’t that he couldn’t keep […]
The Best Thing I Wrote Today – Feb 7
“He would tell me how much he loved me, tell me how he was going to get conjugal visits when he finally got sentenced, tell […]
The Best Thing I Wrote Today – Feb 6
“I wouldn’t know that I can love someone and not do a damn thing about it. I wouldn’t know what it’s like to wake up […]
The Best Thing I Wrote Today – Feb 4
“I would have left because it was easier to just walk than to work out a peace treaty. I would have left because I had […]
The Best Thing I Wrote Today – Feb 3
“My life has always fallen just short on Key Performance Indicators and expected outcomes.”
The Best Thing I Wrote Today – Feb 2
“*Stunt cock is a body double for a porn actor when he can’t perform. In this context, it is used as a euphemism for ‘It […]
The Best Thing I Wrote Today – Feb 1
“I had a single bed. I chose it because I thought it would discourage me from having ill-advised sex with strangers. It did, for a […]