“…I’ll take a ramen noodle over a meal with more than two steps if I have to prepare it. I’ll take Soylent over having to put on pants to go to IHOP. I’ll take a cup of tea and a multivitamin over having to choose dinner any day of the week.
I’m told this makes me unreasonably difficult to deal with.”
Would Soylent still beat out IHOP if pants were not mandatory?
Yes.